In the not-to-distant future…

A powerful, evil sorcerer and Harry Potter look-alike named Eriol Hiiragazwa decided to conquer the world.

His plan was to destroy the minds of humans everywhere with the worst fanfiction ever created…

To test his theory, he launched the CR-SOL-1, also known as the Satellite Of Love. Aboard the Satellite were Eriol’s rivals from Tomoeda; Sakura Kinomoto, Syaoran Li, Tomoyo Daidouji, Meiling Li and Sakura’s Guardians, Cerberus and Yue…

(Sakura: Hoeeee…)

(Syaoran and Tomoyo: Now what?)

There he put his experiments to work, subjecting Sakura and her friends to the worst fanfics available…

(Sakura: OHHHH! WE’VE GOT A FANFIC SIGN!!!!)

But as time passed, some began to notice the disappearance of Sakura and the others. Sakura’s brother, Touya, even managed to track Eriol down once.

(TV’s Ruby Moon: Touyaaaaa!!!)

(TV’s Spinel Sun: Oh, brother…)

Meanwhile, some of Sakura’s closest friends; Chiharu Mihara, Rika Sasaki, Naoko Yanagisawa and Yamazaki Takashi, began to look for her. During their search, they stumbled onto Eriol’s scheme. Before they could tell anyone, they were captured. Eriol decided to submerge them into the depths of the ocean to keep them out of his hair. Not wanting to waste potential test subjects, he decided to try something new on his new victims…

(Dr. Eriol: Push the button, Ruby Moon.)

*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s DEEP FRIED SPAM"

EPISODE 1: WHY NOT MAKE A LITTLE MONEY WHILE SURFING THE NET

MSTed From the Desk of Card Captor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

This is a MSTing of a work of an ad released by some company.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” is a trademark of CLAMP and those who distribute it.

(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Spam Theme" in 5....4....3....)
 
It's the not-too-distant future,
Last Sunday BC
There was this group of teenagers
Not so different from you or me
They went to find their missing friends
And came across some evil ends
They tried to run away and flee,
But Eriol managed to capture them
And he dropped them in the sea!!!!
  
Yamazaki: (Did you know…)
 
Chiharu: (Don’t start!)
 
We'll send them crappy spam mail
The worst we can find (lalala)
They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds (lalala)
 
Now keep in mind they can't control
When the spam mails begin or end (lalala)
Because Chiharu used those special parts
To throw at Yamazaki’s head;
 
CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:
 
Naoko:
'Hi there!’
 
Rika:
'Oh my!'
 
Chiharu:
'Don’t make me hurt you, Takashi.'
 
YAMAZAKIIII!!!
'Trust me!'
 
If you’re wondering how they eat and breathe
And other science facts (lalala)
Then repeat to yourself
*It's just a MiST*
You should really just relax
For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

**

THE HABITAT OF LOVE

12:43 Hours

Chiharu Mihara and Rika Sasaki were going about the daily routine of maintaining the systems of the Habitat Of Love.

“Grr…” Chiharu grumbled. “Where the hell is Naoko-chan? She’s supposed to be helping us!! And where’s Takashi!! That doofus. Always hiding when there’s work to be done… When I get my hands on him…”

“Calm down, Chiharu-chan,” Rika said with her usual reasonable tone. “We’re all having a little trouble adjusting to our new situation.”

“Situation?!” Chiharu screamed. “We’ve been KIDNAPPED, Rika-chan! And so have Sakura-chan, Li-kun, and Tomoyo-chan!!”

Just then, Yamazaki, seemingly out of nowhere, popped up. “Did you know that the term ‘kidnapping’ was used by the ancient Egyptians to describe the theft of goats?”

Chiharu smacked him upside the head. “Don’t you ever stop?!”

“Hi there, everybody!” called Naoko as she wandered in dressed in an exact replica of Yohko Mano’s battle outfit. “You guys should try out that holocabana thing. It’s really cool.”

Chiharu sighed. “Am I the only one taking this kidnapping thing seriously?” she mumbled. Just then a red light began flashing on the control console.

“Uh-oh…” said Naoko “Eriol-kun is calling us.” She leaned over and tapped the button.

**

DEEP 13

The evil Dr. Eriol Hiiragazawa grinned in his usual I’m-so-evil-and-I’m-smarter-than-you-too sort of way. He was flanked on both sides by his assistants, TV’s Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun.

“Welcome to my world crisis, my little friends,” he said.

“And what do you want?” Chiharu asked.

“Funny you should ask, ducky.” Eriol replied. “In a minute I’m going to send you some really awful crap that was mass mailed to thousands of irritated people and you’re going to read it. I’ll be here monitoring your brains and the data we receive will help me in my noble quest to gain total domination over this pathetic rock.”

“And why should we do as you say?” asked Naoko.

“Because I control your oxygen supply.” Eriol replied.

“Oh,” the others said.

Ruby Moon handed him a file folder. “This week’s feature is another of those get rich quick schemes. I do hope you enjoy it.” He then shut off the view screen and jammed the file into the computer.

“Why exactly are we here for this?” asked Spinel Sun.

Ruby Moon turned to him and shrugged.

**

THE HABITAT OF LOVE

“I have a bad feeling about this…” Chiharu began.

Suddenly alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT SPAM MAIL SIGN!!!” Rika cried out.

(Door 6: It’s made of balsa wood. You shatter it easily.)

(Door 5: It swirls open from the center.)

(Door 4: It’s Chiharu’s stuffed animal collection. You awkwardly plow through them)

(Door 3: It splits into six long strips that retract into the doorframe.)

(Door 2: It’s Naoko’s book collection. The stacks waver slightly before crashing to the ground.)

(Door 1: It’s made of Microsoft™ code. Suddenly, a fatal error deletes it all.)

(Door .7: The camera pans downward where a small hatch pops open.)

Chiharu, Naoko, Yamazaki and Rika enter the theater. The four take their seats in the theater.

>Several months ago, I made a conscious decision not to
>delete what I figured was just another "junk" e-mail.
 
Yamazaki: After all, who could turn down free porn!
 
<Chiharu wonks him with a mallet>
 
Yamazaki: Ite…
 
>That decision has changed my life.  
 
Naoko:<author>Now I’m on the lam from the cops and I live in a cardboard box.
 
>Here you have the very same opportunity in front of you.  
 
Rika: The opportunity to be suckered!
 
>If you take just five minutes to read through the following
>program you won't regret it.  
 
Chiharu:<author> I know I won’t. Hee, hee.
 
>See for yourself!
 
Yamazaki: I’d like to but I prefer to keep my eyes closed.
 
Chiharu: No kidding, French Stewart.
 
>Dear Friends & Future Millionaires:
 
Naoko: Please, please, PLEASE agree to appear on my show! Signed, Regis Philben.
 
>AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
 
Rika: Yeah. On “America’s Most Wanted”.
 
>Making over half a million dollars every 4 to 5 months
>from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time
>THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
 
Chiharu: As well as PYRAMID SCHEMES!!
 
Yamazaki: Did you know that the pyramids were built to channel celestial energy?
 
Chiharu: Don’t start, Yamazaki.
 
>==================================================
>BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
 
Yamazaki:<Regis> Just call our toll free hotline and sign up to be a contestant! 
 
>Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following.
 
Naoko: Then you’ll have proof too!
 
>This is the letter you have been hearing about on the
>news lately. 
 
Rika: It’s the letter “Q”!
 
>Due to the popularity of this letter on
>the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
>devoted an entire show to the investigation of this
 
Naoko: Must’ve been a slow news week.
 
>program described below, to see if it really can make
>people money. 
 
Chiharu: The answer was “No”.
 
>The show also investigated whether or
>not the program was legal. 
 
Yamazaki: It wasn’t.
 
>Their findings proved once and for all that there are 
 
Naoko: …beings from another planet living here.
 
>''absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in the program 
>and if people can -follow the simple instructions, they are
 
Chiharu: Going to be broke in no time flat.
 
>bound to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of
>pocket cost''. 
 
Naoko: Yeah. Legitimate news outlets always use terms like “mega bucks”.
 
>DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF
>POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS
>CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER."
 
Chiharu: ESPECIALLY IF YOU SHOUT AT IT!
 
>Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
 
Yamazaki: aka “A Person Who Does Not Really Exist”.
 
>===================================================
>Here is another testimonial: 
 
Yamazaki: This program sucks!
 
Rika:<author>Oops! Wrong testimonial!
 
>"This program has been around for a long time but I never believed in it. But
>one day when I received this again in the mail I
 
Naoko: …got really mad and flamed the bastard to death!
 
>decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
>instructions and voila ..... 
 
Chiaharu: My money was gone! Never to be seen again!
 
>3 weeks later the money
 
Rika: …was in the pockets of strangers.
 
>started to come in.  First month I only made $240.00
 
Yamazaki: It was then that I realized quitting my job hadn’t been such a bright idea after all.
 
>but the next 2 months after that I made a total of
>$290,000.00. 
 
Rika: …in fines.
 
>So far, in the past 8 months by
>re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00
 
Chiharu: Which may be why those FBI guys are looking for me.
 
>and I am playing it again. 
 
Yamazaki: Play it again, Sam.
 
>The key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
>anything.''  
 
Rika: Otherwise, your money may go to the wrong con-artist.
 
>More testimonials later but first,
 
Naoko: A word from our sponsor…
 
>===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ======
 
Yamazaki: Show it to guests and watch them laugh their brains out!
 
>------------------------------------------------------
>Please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
 
Rika: and AGAIN!!!! Until you go INSANE!!! Or believe that this idiot thing actually works, whichever comes first.
 
>=======================================================
>FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR
 
Chiharu: MONEY WILL BE IN OUR POCKETS IN NO TIME!!
 
>FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
 
Naoko:<muted>Not a guarantee.
 
>INSTRUCTIONS:
 
Chiharu: Step 1: Give money to strangers. Step 2: Repeat.
 
>=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
 
Naoko:<author>…or you’ll have seven years of bad luck. Hee, hee.
 
Yamazaki: Did you know that the ancient Babylonians attributed bad luck to eating parsnips?
 
<Chiharu smacks him upside the head>
 
>For each report, send $5 CASH, 
 
Rika: So no one can trace it.
 
>THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS 
 
Yamazaki: So we know which sucker actually bought this crap!
 
>To the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the
>report. 
 
Rika: Could the author PLEASE STOP SHOUTING! 
 
>MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR
>ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
 
Chiharu: Such as the FBI finding it.
 
>=== When you place your order, make sure you order
>each of the 5 reports.
 
Yamazaki: …with a side of fries.
 
>You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them
>on your computer and resell them. 
 
Rika: …to other suckers, like yourself.
 
>YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00. 
 
Chiharu:<gasps>No?! Really?!
 
>Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, 
 
Yamazaki: Even more worthless junk like this.
 
>each of the 5 reports from these 5 different
>individuals. 
 
Yamazaki: Close enough.
 
>Save them on your computer so they will
 
Naoko: …eat up valuable hard drive space and possibly infect your computer.
 
>be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of 
 
Rika: …suckers.
 
>People who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of
>these reports and keep it on your desk in case
 
Chiharu: …the police raid your house. That way they’ll have easy proof against you. 
 
>something happens to your computer. 
 
Naoko: Like having your hard drive seized by the FBI.
 
>IMPORTANT - DO NOT
 
Rika: …EAT LIVE CRABS WHOLE!
 
Chiharu: Good advice.
 
>alter the names of the people who are listed next to
>each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way
 
Naoko: If you do, all our hard work on this scam will be wasted.
 
>other than what is instructed below in steps '' 1
>through 6 '' or you will loose out on a majority of
>your profits. 
 
Rika: Better be sure to tighten up on that, hm?
 
>Once you understand the way this works,
 
Chiharu: Hell will have frozen over.
 
>you will also see how it does not work if you change
>it. Remember, this method has been tested, 
 
Yamazaki: It got a B in English but only a C- in Math.
 
Chiharu: Heh.
 
>and if you alter it, it will NOT work!!! 
 
Naoko:<author>We… uh, you will NOT get all that money!!!
 
>People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking
>they could get all the money. 
 
Chiharu: Tsk, tsk. Trying to screw your relatives. What is this world coming to? 
 
>But it does not work this way. Believe us, 
 
Yamazaki: …you pathetic fool, you.
 
>we all have tried to be greedy
 
Rika:<Madison Taylor>Duh!
 
Chiharu: Where’d you learn that?
 
Rika: From Tomoyo-chan.
 
Naoko: Figures…
 
>and then nothing happened. 
 
Yamazaki: Big surprise.
 
>So Do Not try to change
 
Naoko: Where the same clothes everyday! You’ll need the experience for when you’re broke and homeless!! 
 
>anything other than what is instructed. Because if you
>do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps
>the reward!!!
 
<All fall over laughing>
 
Chiharu: Oh, yeah… That’s a good one… hee, hee…
 
Rika: Ohhh… the irony…
 
>1.... 
 
All: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
 
>After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
>advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the
>person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through
>the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
 
Rika: Yeah, right.
 
>2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO
>REPORT # 5.
>3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO
>REPORT # 4.
 
Naoko: Gee… I wonder what comes next.
 
Chiharu: I know I’m dying of anticipation.
 
Yamazaki: Did you know that the Mayans coined the term “dying of anticipation”? It’s because…
 
Chiharu: Yeah, yeah…
 
>4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO
>REPORT # 3.
>5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO
>REPORT # 2.
 
Yamazaki:<singing> And on, and on, and on…
 
>6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1
>Position. PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name &
>address ACCURATELY!
 
Rika: So the police will know who to ARREST!
 
>==========================================================
>**** Take this entire letter, 
 
Yamazaki: …and shove it up your…
 
Chiharu: YAMAZAKI!
 
>with the modified list
 
Rika: …of starches.
 
>of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE
>ANY OTHER CHANGES.  
 
All: THANKS FOR SAYING SO.
 
>Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. 
 
Yamazaki: Loose chips sink ships.
 
>To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, 
 
Chiharu: …try calling someone legitimate.
 
>the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable
 
Rika: More like Un-valuable.
 
Naoko: There are some things money can’t buy. Credibility, for instance.
 
>marketing information which includes how to send bulk
>e-mails legally, 
 
Yamazaki: …as far as you know.
 
>where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more.
 
Chiharu: Access to free ads? Score!
 
Yamazaki: Everybody wants access to advertisements.
 
>There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
 
Naoko: Method 1: Screw Stupid Customers. Method 2: Screw Stupid Customers Repeatedly.
 
>METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
 
Rika: …FROM A NATION THAT WON’T EXTRADITE YOU BACK TO THE STATES.
 
>==========================================================
>Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see
>how it goes, 
 
Naoko: Let’s not and say we did.
 
Chiharu: Amen.
 
>and we will assume You and those involved
 
Yamazaki: …are suckers.
 
>send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume
>that the mailing receives only a 0.2% response 
 
Chiharu: Guess that line about one being born every minute isn’t true, ne?
 
Yamazaki: Did you know that the Incas invented suckers as a cure for warts?
 
Chiharu: Don’t start.
 
>(the response could be much better but lets just say it is
>only 0.2%. Also many people will send out hundreds of
 
Yamazaki: …death threats in reply.
 
>thousands of e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
 
Rika: Why? Because they’re dim, that’s why.
 
>Continuing with this example, 
 
Naoko: Let’s assume you find a bunch of idiots like yourself…
 
>you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, 
>that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending
>out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. 
 
Yamazaki: And Spam, begot Spam which begot Spam…
 
Chiharu:<singing> And on, and on, and on.
 
>Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
 
Rika: The other 99.8 percent had more brains than a turnip, which is why they ignored it.
 
>That's 100 people responded and ordered Report # 2.
>Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a
>total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
>1000 orders for Report # 3.  Those 1000 people send
>out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million
>e-mails sent out. 
 
All: Zzzzzz…
 
>The 0.2% response to that is 10,000
>orders for Report # 4.  Those 10,000 people send out
>5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50
>million) e-mails. 
 
Chiharu: Zzzzz… Mmmm… Yamazaki-kun…
 
Yamazaki: Zzzzz… Mmm… Chiharu-chan… Did you know…
 
<Chiharu wonks him in her sleep>
 
Yamazaki: Never mind… Zzzz…
 
Rika: Zzzzz… Oh, Terada-san, isn’t this wedding gown beautiful…?
 
Naoko: Zzzzz… Mmmm… I just realized I’m the only one here who isn’t paired with someone.
 
>The 0.2% response to that is 100,000
>orders for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5
>EACH=$500,000.00 
 
All: WAH!!
 
Naoko: Who shouted?!
 
Chiharu: I’m awake! The answer is 27!
 
Rika: Very smooth, Peppermint Patty.
 
Chiharu: Oh, shut up!
 
>(half a million).  Your total income
>in this example is: 
 
Yamazaki: -$1000,000 plus whatever your internal organs are worth.
 
>1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....
>$5,000 + 4.... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........
>Grand Total=$555,550.00 
 
Chiharu: So call NOW! At 555-5555!!
 
>NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. 
 
Rika: BUT WE SURE DO!
 
>GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE
>RESPONSE AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL
>STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
 
Naoko: Uh… What if no one responds?
 
Chiharu: Oops! Guess they forgot about that.
 
>=========================================================
>REMEMBER FRIEND, 
 
Yamazaki: With friends like that, who needs enemies?
 
>THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
>ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.  Dare to think
>for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or
>even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails
>each or more? 
 
Rika: I picture the human race quickly spiraling down into oblivion.
 
Naoko: You too?
 
>There are over 150 million people on the
>Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many
>people will do just that, and more!
 
Yamazaki: Because they’re stupid, and more!
 
>=========================================================
>METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
>=======================================================
 
Chiharu: You mean there are people who pay to see advertising?
 
Rika: Hey! There are people who believe schemes like this work.
 
Chiharu: Hmmmm… Maybe Yamazaki could start a scheme like this.
 
Yamazaki: Are you crazy? I’m not going to jail!
 
Chiharu: Oh, so you’ll lie any time except when we can make money off it?
 
>Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and
>there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.
 
Naoko: Granted, no one will see them, but…
 
>Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily
>get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start
>with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along.
 
Rika: It’s TWO felonies for the price of ONE!
 
>For every $5 you receive, 
 
Yamazaki: …we take $6.
 
>all you must do is e-mail
>them the Report they ordered. That's it. 
 
Yamazaki:<Christopher Plummer> There isn’t anymore.
 
>Always provide same day service on all orders.  This will
>guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your
>name and address on it, will be 
 
Chiharu: …found by the police, so start running!
 
>prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the report.
>=========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
>ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. 
 
All: OR ELSE!!!
 
>Notes:
>Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
 
Rika: None of that Canadian stuff.
 
Yamazaki:<CardCaptor Schlueter> I resent that!
 
>Checks NOT accepted. 
 
Naoko: Nothing that can be traced, please.
 
>Make sure the cash is concealed
>by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one
>of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME
>of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
 
Chiharu: Would the author PLEASE stop with the RANDOM SHOUTING!
 
>and your name and postal address. To
>make it easier and quicker for the
 
Rika: …recipient to rip you off.
 
>recipient to respond you should just
>write on the piece of paper REPORT NO.#
>& YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS in large writing
>and your name and home address below. No
>other information is required. 
 
Yamazaki: The cops will handle the rest.
 
>The recipient may be receiving hundreds of
>letters each day 
 
Naoko: …from suckers like you.
 
>and will only want to
>see these essential details when opening
>your letter. This way there is minimum
>delay in e-mailing that all important
>report to you. Please remember that if
>sending outside your own country the
>cost of the mailing may be slightly
>higher
 
Chiharu: No?! Really?!
 
>PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
 
Naoko: How about we place an order for us to be somewhere else?
 
Chiharu: I’m all for that.
 
Rika: Me too.

**

DEEP 13

“Ahhhh…” Eriol sighed. “There’s nothing like tormenting hostages to make your life worthwhile.”

“Just out of curiosity,” said Ruby Moon. “What did the accounting department have to say about your expense report for that deep-sea habitat?”

“I don’t know if they’ve seen it yet,” Eriol replied.

Just the, there was a loud thunk from somewhere downstairs. “Now they have,” said Eriol.

“Either that or they received Harry Potter’s first bill,” said Spinel Sun.

Eriol shrugged. “Push the button, Ruby Moon.”

“Whatever you say, master,” Ruby Moon replied. She grabbed Eriol’s staff and smashed the control console with it.

“Nakuru… We need to talk about this temper of yours…” Eriol began.

THE REAL END

(Feel free to hum “Catch You, Catch Me” as the credits roll)

Well, this brings my first episode of a new series to a close. It’s not very elaborate, I know, but I hope you like it anyway. I kept this one short because it was more or less a test run of a new premise, so be sure to tell me what you think, okay?

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

Season One:

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

(Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Evangelion Crossover By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

Season Two:

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

Deep Fried SPAM:

1) Why Not Make A Little Money While Surfing The Net

>AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its related characters and situations
are trademarks of and (c) 2001 by Best Brains, Inc. All rights
reserved.

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